asking your hairdresser for a trim and they cut too much:
every now and my cat does something very human like and i get very nervous and ask him “are you a person trapped in a cat’s body. or did you choose this body” very seriously to see if this time he will communicate with me and he always kinda looks to the side and then does what i imagine to be a person doing a bad impression of a cat and it makes me so nervous cuz i do way too much weird shit around my cat for him to actually be a dude pretending to be a cat
were u not hugged as a child
Loser at school super extreme blogger by night
Every time I think I’m done with the sprouse bros they pull me back in
One is never done with the Sprouse boys
when somebody likes your selfie
when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie
when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you
If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend.
shut up mom this is who i really am!!
just drive me to hot topic
"you only post selfies to get attention"
there is literally no other reason as to why anyone would post a selfie