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tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

sweatyboob:

group projects are nice until you realize everyone else’s ideas suck except yours

brokenblackrabbit:

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

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sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

fedoralpolice:

when u and ur friends make plans

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howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

officialjohnnybravo:

Back to school outfits

officialjohnnybravo:

Back to school outfits