Black Moustache New Tab

tszarina:

i remember when i was in second grade and i saw my sister kiss her female friend on the cheek and i was totally floored because i didn’t know two girls could kiss each other and i went to school and told my friends and we all started kissing each other and i basically started a lesbian uprising

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

image

shutupaubrey:

If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

GUESS WHAT I’M DOING

image

image

image

it’s 2014 get that fucking slur out of your username you think anyone wants to see that shit
maikonkon:

Drew a whole bunch of fat pikachus today.

maikonkon:

Drew a whole bunch of fat pikachus today.

memeguy-com:

My sister and I also decided to take one of those years later photos

memeguy-com:

My sister and I also decided to take one of those years later photos

perchu:

you could read this from right to left or left to right and it doesnt matter. it doesnt matter

perchu:

you could read this from right to left or left to right and it doesnt matter. it doesnt matter

autotrophe:

When I refer to “a friend" it can be someone I’ve only heard of, a friend from the internet or even my mother’s friend

iloveyoubutyouarefictional:

this little 3 year old I’m babysitting went over to the mirror and smiled, then kissed her reflection and whispered ‘perfect.’

palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting