group projects are nice until you realize everyone else’s ideas suck except yours
i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance
my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back
me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.
no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better
*sees a dog*
*PETS a dog*
when u and ur friends make plans
YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING
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